A human canon-ball is set off at a circus and travels in the air for miles until breaking through the top window of a companys office building. The human canon-ball directly hits the the manager/speaker at a company meeting where he is in the process of firing staff.
An Orangina drinker and a non-organina drinker find themselves beside each other waiting for the same bus. A pigeon lurks overhead. The non-Orangina drinker is shouting furiously on her phone and is completely unaware of the irritation she is creating. The pigeon choses to poo all over the woman – the one not drinking orangina.
You live a better life if you drink orangina.
Proof of the idea that Orangina drinkers live better lives summed up in a funny quip-« Organina drinkers attacked by the wicked pigeon – 0% ».